The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8775. | (wood) | 49.10 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 8776. | (uaecuier) | 49.10 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8777. | (burnouty) | 49.10 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 8778. | (trolyk) | 49.09 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8779. | (eskane) | 49.09 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8780. | Kura (kurakuri) | 49.09 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 8781. | Juvi (juvi) | 49.09 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8782. | (antoinella22) | 49.09 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 8783. | (nmatavka) | 49.08 | 91% | 2012-04-19 |
| 8784. | (jayshreeram) | 49.08 | 96.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8785. | (joeking123) | 49.08 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 8786. | (typing_devastator69) | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8787. | (laurinkone) | 49.08 | 90% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8788. | (vspolina) | 49.08 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 8789. | (tazeem) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8790. | (jvanderzee) | 49.08 | 99% | 2011-05-20 |
| 8791. | (vijay24pratap) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 8792. | (samtre) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
| 8793. | (wtypo25) | 49.07 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8794. | (userguy10) | 49.07 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8795. | Dani (lonelydoni) | 49.07 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8796. | Edward (ottr) | 49.07 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 8797. | (mel17) | 49.07 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 8798. | (chrischris6126) | 49.06 | 92% | 2020-08-25 |
| 8799. | Edris (3dris) | 49.06 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8800. | (pito144) | 49.06 | 95% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8801. | (yamato) | 49.06 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 8802. | (namnq) | 49.06 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 8803. | (lebron_james23) | 49.06 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 8804. | (konvict) | 49.06 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |