The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31603. | Noah (noahcheeseman) | 46.43 | 93% | 2020-09-06 |
| 31604. | Nina (nana_nina) | 46.43 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 31605. | Subhajit (tumpasona) | 46.43 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 31606. | Vương (cotcac) | 46.43 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 31607. | Aqib (aqib1990) | 46.41 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| 31608. | Matthew (matto_170) | 46.39 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 31609. | Soul (wrecked_911) | 46.38 | 94.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31610. | Nadya (limpylizzie) | 46.36 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 31611. | Eddie (camoleaf) | 46.35 | 90% | 2012-08-21 |
| 31612. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 46.35 | 91% | 2019-12-18 |
| 31613. | wolfy (micky3016) | 46.35 | 94% | 2015-02-07 |
| 31614. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 46.34 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 31615. | Vlad (pulse_163) | 46.33 | 92% | 2017-02-01 |
| 31616. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 46.32 | 87% | 2015-10-18 |
| 31617. | Sinon (ajey_de_shadow) | 46.30 | 90% | 2012-06-24 |
| 31618. | Fire Bus (doomhamster) | 46.29 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 31619. | nellllllllllllllllllll (nel... | 46.28 | 87% | 2016-05-30 |
| 31620. | amythst (amythst) | 46.28 | 95% | 2012-02-12 |
| 31621. | samt (samtre) | 46.28 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 31622. | jan (torridfyre) | 46.27 | 82% | 2012-12-10 |
| 31623. | catherine (stanek) | 46.27 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 31624. | menbow (ryryry1111) | 46.25 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 31625. | Neckkoooooo (otakgirl_) | 46.24 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 31626. | DeafChef (deafchefsteph) | 46.23 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 31627. | Nizz (_nizz) | 46.22 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 31628. | Kif (kifm) | 46.22 | 92% | 2022-04-12 |
| 31629. | kashish (kashishnegi) | 46.20 | 94% | 2022-12-20 |
| 31630. | kosta (edc654) | 46.20 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
| 31631. | Sharon (unidaphne) | 46.17 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 31632. | Qasim (ambitious) | 46.17 | 88% | 2012-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |