So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33300. | Reza (rezabidar) | 45.69 | 91% | 2015-01-31 |
| 33301. | George (xgmastergx) | 45.68 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 33302. | sho (shoshosho1) | 45.68 | 94% | 2022-12-24 |
| 33303. | shorty (shortygiant) | 45.68 | 95% | 2020-08-03 |
| 33304. | Adrian (classsickkwl) | 45.68 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 33305. | Philip (philipmein) | 45.68 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 33306. | Rose (dragonchaser97) | 45.68 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 33307. | REY (rey_doss12) | 45.67 | 92% | 2023-05-29 |
| 33308. | Nakita (caramiel16) | 45.67 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 33309. | cj (frfrstopcappin) | 45.66 | 94% | 2021-09-27 |
| 33310. | Aashir (blonded14) | 45.66 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 33311. | Damian (bamian_0o) | 45.66 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 33312. | 🦈 (crackwhorf) | 45.66 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 33313. | Zoro (vhadislav) | 45.66 | 95.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33314. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 45.66 | 94% | 2019-08-18 |
| 33315. | yeh (yehyann) | 45.66 | 94% | 2015-03-27 |
| 33316. | Vivek (vg22_7) | 45.65 | 95% | 2023-02-28 |
| 33317. | I'M GENIUS (samson1016) | 45.65 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 33318. | anil (anil3) | 45.64 | 90% | 2013-08-20 |
| 33319. | salem (s263030) | 45.64 | 93% | 2014-12-09 |
| 33320. | Nurlybek (a_b_b) | 45.64 | 89% | 2015-04-30 |
| 33321. | Rohit (rohitvidwan) | 45.64 | 88% | 2013-05-04 |
| 33322. | trien (hoangocvan) | 45.64 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 33323. | Joe (averagejoe918) | 45.63 | 89% | 2014-03-27 |
| 33324. | Banderino (nydelin) | 45.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 33325. | Martyn (wallnut) | 45.63 | 92% | 2013-08-06 |
| 33326. | horse (horsepovver) | 45.62 | 95% | 2018-01-02 |
| 33327. | Cai (cairich) | 45.62 | 94% | 2022-03-29 |
| 33328. | Parth (cracker2111) | 45.62 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 33329. | Max (maxim_brown) | 45.62 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |