The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8918. | Voldemort (growthmindset) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 8919. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8920. | Oleg (germeson) | 91.17 | 94% | 2011-08-27 |
| 8921. | Evan (zinctoo) | 91.16 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8922. | beaniehats (beaniehats) | 91.16 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8923. | raruma (raruma) | 91.16 | 100% | 2013-07-07 |
| 8924. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 91.16 | 97% | 2013-09-27 |
| 8925. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 91.15 | 97.4% | 2025-04-06 |
| 8926. | paul (peazie) | 91.15 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 8927. | Korey (korizmo) | 91.15 | 93% | 2012-09-30 |
| 8928. | Balint Mogyorosi (balintgab... | 91.14 | 97.8% | 2025-01-29 |
| 8929. | playdead (playxdead) | 91.14 | 99% | 2025-05-20 |
| 8930. | Cryochasm (cryochasm) | 91.14 | 96.4% | 2024-03-09 |
| 8931. | Evan (xfininator) | 91.14 | 96.3% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8932. | Alex (dismal626) | 91.14 | 93% | 2015-07-26 |
| 8933. | . (agile92x) | 91.14 | 91% | 2012-09-30 |
| 8934. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 91.13 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8935. | Samppa (samppa24) | 91.13 | 97% | 2025-09-20 |
| 8936. | Turtle (turleginga) | 91.13 | 97% | 2025-06-22 |
| 8937. | Nathan (memewhat123) | 91.13 | 97.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8938. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 91.13 | 92% | 2016-02-05 |
| 8939. | Jay (jtyamada) | 91.13 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 8940. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 91.12 | 98% | 2016-05-31 |
| 8941. | The (thenoah) | 91.11 | 97% | 2024-12-21 |
| 8942. | Bossben (bossben321157) | 91.11 | 95.3% | 2025-03-17 |
| 8943. | Johan (treeff) | 91.11 | 97.7% | 2024-03-03 |
| 8944. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 91.10 | 97% | 2026-05-22 |
| 8945. | kareem (i_recline) | 91.10 | 96.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 8946. | Phil (walter_mittys_left_kn... | 91.10 | 98% | 2024-10-10 |
| 8947. | ✖-Bows (xbows) | 91.10 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |