I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1652. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 123.58 | 98.4% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1653. | Zilong (zhziong) | 123.56 | 98.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 1654. | Thomas (uedoh) | 123.55 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1655. | Cal (raceto151) | 123.55 | 99% | 2026-02-10 |
| 1656. | Norbert (djnorbit1) | 123.53 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1657. | bai (baileyshae) | 123.50 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 1658. | Ted (xted) | 123.50 | 99% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1659. | Ricimon (ricimon) | 123.50 | 97% | 2025-10-16 |
| 1660. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 123.50 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1661. | Octo (octophobia) | 123.47 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 1662. | greenmantis (greenmantis) | 123.47 | 99.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 1663. | xSora (xsora) | 123.46 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 1664. | smichael (smichaelino) | 123.45 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 1665. | Ivan (bbqhehe) | 123.45 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 1666. | @shikothecat (bloodyrainbow) | 123.43 | 97% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1667. | λ (yambda) | 123.43 | 98.7% | 2023-11-27 |
| 1668. | Saku (sample__) | 123.42 | 98.2% | 2025-02-20 |
| 1669. | silky (quit101) | 123.42 | 97.8% | 2024-01-21 |
| 1670. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 123.39 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1671. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 123.38 | 99% | 2025-06-30 |
| 1672. | cruise control (terminator_... | 123.38 | 100% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1673. | laundromatt (austen_washer) | 123.37 | 97.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| 1674. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 123.37 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1675. | Charles (kewlbum) | 123.32 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 1676. | Richard (richy_liu) | 123.32 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 1677. | shehry (shehry) | 123.31 | 99% | 2026-04-25 |
| 1678. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 123.31 | 99.3% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1679. | BSSO_ (imtaiga) | 123.30 | 98% | 2025-09-22 |
| 1680. | multiflipex (multiflipex) | 123.29 | 100% | 2023-05-26 |
| 1681. | abacon233 (abacon233) | 123.28 | 98.7% | 2024-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |