The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3072. | (jhoer) | 110.59 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3073. | (jmichael23) | 110.59 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 3074. | (odebonbon) | 110.59 | 98% | 2013-12-23 |
| 3075. | (jbacon) | 110.59 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 3076. | (puerconiox) | 110.57 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 3077. | (700volvo) | 110.57 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3078. | (dogmouse) | 110.57 | 98% | 2013-12-18 |
| 3079. | rchern (rchern) | 110.57 | 98% | 2012-02-26 |
| 3080. | (jekkiechan) | 110.56 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 3081. | (wdana) | 110.56 | 99% | 2019-04-11 |
| 3082. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 110.56 | 99% | 2015-08-09 |
| 3083. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 110.55 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
| 3084. | Vikas (vikasyadav) | 110.54 | 98% | 2012-12-12 |
| 3085. | Alex (alexhchu) | 110.53 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3086. | (mccnuggets) | 110.53 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 3087. | (renaldy) | 110.53 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 3088. | (gretschaxe) | 110.52 | 96% | 2016-04-19 |
| 3089. | (seanta8) | 110.52 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 3090. | (samphippen) | 110.52 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 3091. | (joyblack) | 110.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 3092. | (pinolicious) | 110.51 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3093. | zero (crispyasf) | 110.51 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 3094. | (zeignn) | 110.51 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 3095. | (lindsayro1) | 110.51 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 3096. | (holdyourhorses) | 110.51 | 99% | 2011-06-06 |
| 3097. | Terraa (rekinetics) | 110.50 | 98% | 2011-08-25 |
| 3098. | Alex (alexjdam) | 110.50 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 3099. | (piratebay) | 110.49 | 97% | 2014-03-22 |
| 3100. | (sirhaxbard) | 110.48 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 3101. | (santa_claws) | 110.48 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |