So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5541. | Jacob (madgamer) | 97.32 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5542. | Abdou (abdou040) | 97.32 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5543. | Sugar (radical2009) | 97.31 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 5544. | Daniel (aznphil56) | 97.31 | 93% | 2014-08-15 |
| 5545. | Caio (caiouechi) | 97.29 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 5546. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5547. | Tabs (aptex) | 97.29 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 5548. | Joey (germslol) | 97.28 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 5549. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 5550. | (zesty11) | 97.28 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 5551. | AttendantCorn (peralta0x00) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5552. | Santye (santye94) | 97.28 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 5553. | Dain (dain98) | 97.27 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5554. | Rifky (nurarihyon12) | 97.26 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
| 5555. | John (drboss38) | 97.26 | 95% | 2013-03-01 |
| 5556. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 97.25 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5557. | Kai (leetype) | 97.24 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 5558. | Djordje (djo666) | 97.24 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 5559. | Samosas (samosas) | 97.24 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 5560. | Alex (micek) | 97.24 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 5561. | TheMaz (the_maz) | 97.23 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5562. | Derrick (insublee) | 97.23 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 5563. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 97.23 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 5564. | Donald Trump is your daddy.... | 97.22 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 5565. | Tarako (tarako) | 97.22 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 5566. | Chew (kalenovice) | 97.22 | 95% | 2014-10-26 |
| 5567. | Arron (jediarron) | 97.22 | 99% | 2015-12-06 |
| 5568. | Kcip (kcip) | 97.22 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 5569. | Brandi (brandiscrapbook) | 97.21 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 5570. | nhdtxdy (nhdtxdy) | 97.21 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |