So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18948. | Pbev (pbev) | 70.16 | 89% | 2017-02-01 |
| 18949. | Clayton (laytopotato) | 70.15 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 18950. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 70.15 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 18951. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 70.15 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 18952. | Blizzard (blizzardwindx) | 70.15 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 18953. | Fang Kai (fangkailim) | 70.15 | 92% | 2014-08-22 |
| 18954. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 70.14 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18955. | eggboii (eggboii) | 70.14 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 18956. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 70.14 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 18957. | Kunal (boomlion) | 70.14 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 18958. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 70.14 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 18959. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 70.14 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 18960. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 70.14 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 18961. | Case (sauceman6913) | 70.14 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 18962. | Junior (junior174) | 70.14 | 96% | 2012-01-26 |
| 18963. | Chase (chasericker) | 70.14 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 18964. | Opu (samops) | 70.13 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 18965. | Jokūbas (jakouu1) | 70.13 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 18966. | Lazukr (lazukr) | 70.13 | 91% | 2012-04-25 |
| 18967. | Payam (payamazad) | 70.13 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 18968. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 70.12 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 18969. | eyad (eyadsd) | 70.12 | 93% | 2016-07-09 |
| 18970. | Roy (orangjibai) | 70.12 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 18971. | jamescoolet (jamescoolet12) | 70.12 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 18972. | Joe (sed_lyf) | 70.12 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 18973. | Sivakumar (seeva92) | 70.12 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 18974. | Uri (laor55) | 70.12 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 18975. | Shin (takamiyaz12) | 70.12 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 18976. | Tommy (tommyscott) | 70.12 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 18977. | kyvu (kyvu) | 70.11 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |