Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4699. | Nouf (noufsulaiman2) | 57.01 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 4700. | Michael (schuh98) | 57.00 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 4701. | antiphon (goodmania) | 57.00 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 4702. | zajc (zajc) | 57.00 | 95% | 2019-05-21 |
| 4703. | Spritly (spritly) | 56.99 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4704. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 56.99 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 4705. | Mr47 (diana47) | 56.99 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
| 4706. | Lin (mirai92) | 56.99 | 95% | 2018-09-28 |
| 4707. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 56.97 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
| 4708. | John Carl (kaekko) | 56.96 | 94% | 2019-07-03 |
| 4709. | Mikhail (ac130kz) | 56.96 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4710. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 56.96 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4711. | Natan (1quickboi) | 56.95 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| 4712. | Flos (implayingflossy) | 56.95 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 4713. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 56.93 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4714. | Reza (rezabidar) | 56.93 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4715. | samNT (samnt) | 56.92 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4716. | Sandy (mimci) | 56.90 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4717. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 56.87 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4718. | Jason (jdenny1224) | 56.86 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 4719. | Pias (piasroy) | 56.86 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4720. | AK_Rex (ak_rex) | 56.85 | 93% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4721. | Dennis (babooni) | 56.83 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4722. | krich (krich_types) | 56.83 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4723. | shaun (shaungood) | 56.83 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 4724. | Captain (captaindangster) | 56.82 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4725. | Supab (home10120) | 56.82 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 4726. | Muddassir (imhusain101) | 56.80 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4727. | Rowan (spindlecreek) | 56.79 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4728. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 56.78 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |