The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12276. | Fid (fiddd) | 84.13 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 12277. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 84.13 | 97% | 2023-11-22 |
| 12278. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 84.13 | 97.2% | 2025-03-17 |
| 12279. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 84.13 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12280. | Robin (weissenburg) | 84.13 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 12281. | atoi (atoi) | 84.13 | 98% | 2015-11-06 |
| 12282. | Nathaniel (nathaniel_h) | 84.13 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 12283. | xinijia (xinijia) | 84.12 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 12284. | Shimmy (shimmyx) | 84.12 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 12285. | Tired (tearsoaked) | 84.12 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 12286. | Quoc (cr0ud) | 84.12 | 98% | 2025-04-24 |
| 12287. | Michael (baomoichoi122) | 84.12 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 12288. | Mason (masoon11) | 84.12 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12289. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 84.12 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
| 12290. | Gwendolyn (gwendolyndolyn) | 84.12 | 96% | 2011-05-04 |
| 12291. | Jay (gohanpra) | 84.12 | 94% | 2011-10-23 |
| 12292. | Benjamin (poopbuttman42) | 84.11 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 12293. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 84.11 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 12294. | spam (sammywammyllamma) | 84.11 | 97% | 2024-07-01 |
| 12295. | TwiX (twix_here) | 84.10 | 96% | 2024-07-17 |
| 12296. | shooz12 (shooz12) | 84.10 | 93% | 2015-10-22 |
| 12297. | Yanterko (yanterko) | 84.10 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 12298. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 84.10 | 99% | 2012-06-04 |
| 12299. | thuc (thucdx) | 84.10 | 92% | 2013-09-14 |
| 12300. | faerieflossss (faerieflossss) | 84.09 | 97.2% | 2024-02-23 |
| 12301. | Calvin (bigsausage) | 84.09 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 12302. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 84.09 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12303. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 84.09 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 12304. | Priv (priv_punisher) | 84.09 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12305. | Jared (jabber_) | 84.09 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |