As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20243. | DENGEROUS (dengerousmind) | 60.32 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
20244. | Akhil (akhilkm) | 60.32 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
20245. | Rashid (beats_exe) | 60.31 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
20246. | Vanilka (vanilka) | 60.31 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
20247. | Bhugol (bijoy003) | 60.31 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
20248. | Setons (setonsgrandpa) | 60.31 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
20249. | Sun (sunsolaris) | 60.31 | 84% | 2016-08-13 |
20250. | Oscar (oscarwu) | 60.31 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
20251. | Num (numnub) | 60.31 | 94% | 2018-04-16 |
20252. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 60.30 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
20253. | noob (noahc207) | 60.30 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
20254. | Andrew (notdisguised) | 60.30 | 91% | 2015-09-17 |
20255. | Mr (mraxolotl) | 60.30 | 94% | 2022-04-11 |
20256. | Kaio (mvkaio) | 60.30 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
20257. | akash (fast_as_fudge) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
20258. | Dragit (dragit) | 60.30 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
20259. | justin (jusx) | 60.29 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
20260. | Kopa_Samsu (aaourav0) | 60.29 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
20261. | Zeyad (zeyad_mohamed) | 60.29 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
20262. | Sam (sammy3118) | 60.29 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
20263. | John (johncenajohncena) | 60.29 | 93% | 2021-01-10 |
20264. | Sander (nuffix) | 60.29 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
20265. | Vinaj (vinaj) | 60.29 | 89% | 2016-11-16 |
20266. | Raj (raxoltron) | 60.28 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
20267. | Arefin (arefinite) | 60.28 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
20268. | little (littlemills) | 60.28 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
20269. | Chester (chesterization) | 60.28 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
20270. | hamza (darkness1523) | 60.28 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
20271. | shaad (shaaad) | 60.27 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
20272. | Mikey (mikeysoan05) | 60.27 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |