The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9212. | Jusu (jusumies) | 90.69 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9213. | Matt (hoth17) | 90.69 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 9214. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 90.69 | 96% | 2015-04-25 |
| 9215. | Smoke (smoke91) | 90.69 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9216. | Rice (riceant) | 90.68 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 9217. | Gecko (sleeping_gecko) | 90.68 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 9218. | punpkin (pumpkincat) | 90.68 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9219. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9220. | AFS (justcruzin) | 90.68 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 9221. | Corey (genie336) | 90.68 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 9222. | Atongs (atongs) | 90.68 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
| 9223. | mosab (mosabreda) | 90.67 | 98.3% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9224. | Montana (montanarose713) | 90.67 | 99% | 2022-09-22 |
| 9225. | Dave (coltdriver) | 90.67 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 9226. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 90.67 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 9227. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 90.67 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 9228. | metro (karen4984) | 90.66 | 100% | 2016-05-13 |
| 9229. | Alex (delvern) | 90.66 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9230. | Alex (iota) | 90.66 | 97% | 2012-03-15 |
| 9231. | Jay (jayl2303) | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9232. | isetona (arstneioarstneio) | 90.66 | 99% | 2011-11-12 |
| 9233. | Sam (samlu1999) | 90.66 | 96% | 2013-11-22 |
| 9234. | Vanilla (emerence_mirage) | 90.65 | 93% | 2011-11-09 |
| 9235. | celina (faithpotato) | 90.65 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 9236. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 90.64 | 96.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 9237. | Lia (liascribbles) | 90.64 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9238. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.64 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 9239. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 90.64 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 9240. | d-mar (dmar) | 90.64 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 9241. | Willg (innocence_3121) | 90.63 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |