So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33962. | Kashmir (kashmiri_boy) | 45.01 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 33963. | Jerry (jerrylee1157) | 45.01 | 88% | 2011-06-23 |
| 33964. | Helder (holder) | 45.01 | — | 2009-11-27 |
| 33965. | jay (thefilipinoguyjay657) | 45.01 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 33966. | Daniel (misterz3d) | 45.01 | 88% | 2015-01-03 |
| 33967. | Isabel (isa_maribel) | 45.00 | 96% | 2012-11-02 |
| 33968. | prince (raiprince001) | 45.00 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 33969. | Fred (goose) | 45.00 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 33970. | Chen (masakiando) | 44.99 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 33971. | Save Palestine (mister_hanter) | 44.99 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 33972. | Rifandi (rifandi) | 44.99 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 33973. | Forest (kathtastrophe) | 44.99 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 33974. | Honq (honq) | 44.99 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
| 33975. | Lauren (laurenpenman) | 44.98 | 93% | 2020-06-17 |
| 33976. | dk (thehurpydurpyturtle) | 44.98 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
| 33977. | nik (nikos12) | 44.98 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 33978. | Shalz (shalzin) | 44.97 | 94% | 2023-05-28 |
| 33979. | Daksh (sdj214383) | 44.97 | 95.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 33980. | Temir (timchis_13) | 44.97 | 93% | 2020-08-19 |
| 33981. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 44.97 | 91.5% | 2023-05-21 |
| 33982. | ismah (ismahhanifi) | 44.97 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
| 33983. | love.. (ssagar) | 44.97 | 88% | 2013-04-09 |
| 33984. | sami (samim) | 44.97 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 33985. | thuy (kemu) | 44.96 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 33986. | Kayleigh (kayleigh_denise) | 44.96 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 33987. | User_die (user_die9098) | 44.95 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 33988. | rodaina (rodaina) | 44.95 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33989. | Robin (roboun) | 44.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 33990. | kiran (kiranbagar) | 44.95 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 33991. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 44.94 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |