I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10764. | enaya (enaya) | 84.51 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 10765. | Mustafa (wise1) | 84.51 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
| 10766. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 84.51 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10767. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 84.51 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 10768. | sda (sdaa) | 84.51 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 10769. | Victor (victhanks) | 84.49 | 95% | 2024-03-14 |
| 10770. | Lime (blueangel_ph) | 84.49 | 98% | 2024-09-15 |
| 10771. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 84.49 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 10772. | Veer (the_veer) | 84.49 | 96.7% | 2024-02-02 |
| 10773. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 84.49 | 99.7% | 2024-07-12 |
| 10774. | Slow (centrax) | 84.49 | 97.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 10775. | Abigail (arconrad) | 84.48 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 10776. | deeri (deeri) | 84.48 | 95.8% | 2024-01-12 |
| 10777. | Mike (iced_out_toothpik) | 84.48 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 10778. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 84.48 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 10779. | DOO (datblakgai) | 84.48 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 10780. | J (jqdrwbjfup) | 84.47 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 10781. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 84.47 | 97% | 2025-11-26 |
| 10782. | henry (hhalls) | 84.47 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10783. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 84.47 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10784. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 84.47 | 94.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10785. | Jp (j12p21) | 84.47 | 95.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 10786. | Caleb (angstrovert) | 84.47 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 10787. | b (srefn) | 84.47 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 10788. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 84.47 | 95% | 2017-05-04 |
| 10789. | L.Lith (syndicatepapar) | 84.46 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 10790. | Alex (silverax3) | 84.46 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 10791. | Viet (viettp) | 84.46 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 10792. | Yorg (_yrg) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10793. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 84.46 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |