The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11153. | Ernif (ernif) | 87.01 | 93% | 2014-12-07 |
| 11154. | Kang (kwang2009) | 87.01 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 11155. | Christina (bahserte) | 87.01 | 96% | 2012-02-18 |
| 11156. | Joe (qwertyuiop4) | 87.00 | 99% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11157. | Jaye (f4ithnloy4i) | 87.00 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| 11158. | Alex (pwnzr2) | 87.00 | 91% | 2014-06-29 |
| 11159. | 이제이 (beipu) | 87.00 | 95% | 2014-07-23 |
| 11160. | S (swert) | 86.99 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11161. | Cole (starro747) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11162. | Việt Hùng (minkate) | 86.99 | 97% | 2011-10-30 |
| 11163. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 86.99 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
| 11164. | Luis (lmorales) | 86.98 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11165. | Hadi (alcatroz) | 86.98 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 11166. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 86.98 | 92% | 2014-04-04 |
| 11167. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 86.98 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11168. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 86.98 | 95% | 2011-11-05 |
| 11169. | 6hwh6 (6hwh6) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11170. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 86.97 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11171. | Jimmy (mangaguy) | 86.97 | 96% | 2016-02-21 |
| 11172. | Murker90 (qwertypad) | 86.97 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 11173. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 86.97 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
| 11174. | Elias (eliasdorneles) | 86.97 | 95% | 2012-03-18 |
| 11175. | arch (archdemonwolf8) | 86.97 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 11176. | Andrew (andrewlwm) | 86.96 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11177. | Troy (dogepowers) | 86.96 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11178. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 86.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 11179. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 86.96 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 11180. | Johnny (ouzelum) | 86.96 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 11181. | corey (coreysuter) | 86.96 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 11182. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 86.95 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |