Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1987. | David (dtphorealzdawg) | 121.77 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1988. | localingo.ai (teodorrd27) | 121.77 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 1989. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 121.76 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 1990. | Keith (jadeyes) | 121.75 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1991. | Issac (vertical820) | 121.72 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1992. | Kai (gigadelic) | 121.70 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 1993. | Kai (kkai8) | 121.70 | 99.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1994. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 121.68 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1995. | Sonmi-451 (shellyshells) | 121.68 | 97.3% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1996. | not (hayso) | 121.68 | 100% | 2022-08-04 |
| 1997. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 121.67 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 1998. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 121.66 | 100% | 2020-12-24 |
| 1999. | Etienne (etiennewaldron) | 121.66 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2000. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 121.65 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 2001. | kyletsetse (kyletsetse) | 121.65 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2002. | how? (haotingz) | 121.65 | 99.5% | 2024-07-15 |
| 2003. | sam (samchez) | 121.63 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2004. | Shivam (_mangla) | 121.61 | 99.5% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2005. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 121.60 | 99% | 2025-11-19 |
| 2006. | colaclanth (colaclanth) | 121.60 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2007. | Stephen (installed) | 121.60 | 99% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2008. | L'yantaa (raziel200480) | 121.59 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 2009. | neo (sailz) | 121.59 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2010. | jack (golduckz) | 121.58 | 97.8% | 2024-08-29 |
| 2011. | (sputype) | 121.57 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2012. | Demancer (demancer) | 121.57 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 2013. | Ben (comkid) | 121.57 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 2014. | Mikasan (zming) | 121.54 | 97.6% | 2024-06-20 |
| 2015. | KP (kp132124) | 121.54 | 99.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2016. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 121.52 | 99% | 2022-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |