Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1236. | Josh (jleegreene) | 94.92 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1237. | Beket (bayemirov) | 94.91 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1238. | Mersmes (mersmes) | 94.89 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1239. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 94.89 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1240. | Luka (jomanji) | 94.88 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 1241. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 94.86 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1242. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 94.84 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1243. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 94.82 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1244. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 94.82 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 1245. | Salmon (pillowend) | 94.82 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1246. | Richard (rockpile) | 94.82 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1247. | beef (beefsangria) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1248. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1249. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1250. | ξlusive (brainxd) | 94.79 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 1251. | Terra (terranavis) | 94.79 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1252. | Sam (samblez) | 94.78 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1253. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 94.77 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1254. | Ethan (rtdrtd67) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1255. | Dan (sythyn) | 94.74 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 1256. | Anton (racketen) | 94.72 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1257. | non-quit (hitman2207onlaptop) | 94.71 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1258. | MINH (shinmyou) | 94.69 | 99% | 2020-03-20 |
| 1259. | soldano (soldano) | 94.69 | 99% | 2020-02-05 |
| 1260. | Aniki (billydarkholme) | 94.67 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 1261. | This Guy (frostywits) | 94.65 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1262. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 94.63 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1263. | Ted (xted) | 94.62 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1264. | beetlepimp (beetlepimp) | 94.62 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1265. | Rusty (rustycopillena) | 94.60 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |