Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3432. | Mysteryes (mysteryes) | 65.44 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 3433. | Jorryn (vicmg) | 65.44 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3434. | Aaron (mountrr) | 65.43 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3435. | You (checkicus) | 65.39 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3436. | Ian (imatson9119) | 65.39 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3437. | Nenad (sima_car) | 65.36 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 3438. | Zandro (zandrocraft) | 65.36 | 94% | 2019-10-11 |
| 3439. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 65.33 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3440. | dou (beahdou) | 65.32 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3441. | Tony (itsonlytony) | 65.32 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3442. | Larkin (staslarkin) | 65.31 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 3443. | Hassaan (hassaan3095) | 65.28 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3444. | Jun (pywoespamb) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3445. | nta1207 (nta0796) | 65.26 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 3446. | Jordan (stickykees) | 65.26 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 3447. | zack (zack0w0) | 65.26 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3448. | Ibrahim (sambel) | 65.24 | 95% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3449. | sire (jvemp) | 65.24 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 3450. | Ahsan (ahsanhussain) | 65.22 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 3451. | Safal (safal23) | 65.20 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3452. | Pahrei (pahrei) | 65.19 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3453. | Order (orderadchaos) | 65.18 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3454. | Tom (racetyper39) | 65.17 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3455. | James (jamesbatterbury) | 65.17 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 3456. | David (kingdavidq) | 65.16 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3457. | Srihas (blooddena) | 65.16 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3458. | fongof (fongof) | 65.15 | 95% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3459. | Dongo (dongodm) | 65.14 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3460. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 65.13 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 3461. | Markus (mgetto) | 65.13 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |