The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8136. | Oliver (olivertee) | 93.47 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 8137. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 93.47 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 8138. | Tobias (laaaveri) | 93.47 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 8139. | bad_typist69 (walrusniper) | 93.46 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8140. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 93.45 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8141. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 93.44 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 8142. | Anna (ayyross) | 93.44 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8143. | RadiantShadows (radiantshad... | 93.44 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8144. | Adam (adamcapo) | 93.44 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 8145. | Austin (ahn94) | 93.44 | 97% | 2014-03-18 |
| 8146. | Bill (sunupsun) | 93.43 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 8147. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 93.42 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 8148. | Uri (laor55) | 93.42 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
| 8149. | (based) (not_medicine) | 93.41 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 8150. | Dan (danhasalamb) | 93.41 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 8151. | james (jamesbudi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8152. | Will (shadzalt) | 93.40 | 100% | 2020-04-24 |
| 8153. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8154. | igs (x7041) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8155. | Cove (cove) | 93.39 | 97% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8156. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 93.39 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8157. | Streyt (streyt) | 93.39 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 8158. | Newton (nklflips) | 93.38 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8159. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.38 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 8160. | Sheng (shengalang) | 93.38 | 95% | 2015-01-10 |
| 8161. | gian (gianp) | 93.38 | 93% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8162. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 93.38 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 8163. | Dyllan (dyllancrazy) | 93.37 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 8164. | Drew (drewkpine) | 93.37 | 94% | 2014-08-05 |
| 8165. | Patrick (pawal001) | 93.37 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |