So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13685. | Simon (tartanllama) | 78.02 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
13686. | Francisco (patleitao) | 78.02 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
13687. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 78.02 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
13688. | lone (lone17) | 78.01 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
13689. | hero (iknowhtml) | 78.01 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
13690. | Bruh (bruh_widow) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
13691. | Matt (mattseid1) | 78.01 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
13692. | Big S (zver8908) | 78.01 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
13693. | Raz (lotanraz) | 78.01 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
13694. | George (gromji) | 78.00 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
13695. | Drj (hellachronicsmoke) | 78.00 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
13696. | kc (kcyz) | 78.00 | 93% | 2015-09-04 |
13697. | papermaster_n (papermaster_n) | 78.00 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
13698. | Jonah (etter) | 78.00 | — | 2009-05-19 |
13699. | Siddu (siddu9898) | 78.00 | — | 2010-04-01 |
13700. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 78.00 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
13701. | Gabbie (gg13) | 77.99 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
13702. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 77.99 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
13703. | milo (flyguymi) | 77.99 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
13704. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 77.99 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
13705. | SHelley (birdlady) | 77.99 | — | 2010-04-03 |
13706. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 77.99 | 97% | 2015-04-10 |
13707. | Jen! (samara2013) | 77.99 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
13708. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 77.99 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
13709. | beanz (beanzrgood) | 77.98 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
13710. | nothim (notperseus) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
13711. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 77.98 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
13712. | b (bonkadonks) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
13713. | Eva (diablo72927) | 77.98 | — | 2010-06-18 |
13714. | Sak (sakiii) | 77.98 | — | 2010-11-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |