Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24325. | Taylor (tjasko) | 62.24 | 86% | 2014-10-16 |
| 24326. | KidKid (kidkid) | 62.24 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| 24327. | Pedro (vicente_i) | 62.23 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 24328. | joe (mcmillybear) | 62.23 | 93% | 2022-08-16 |
| 24329. | DAPAT (dapat) | 62.23 | 99.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24330. | cole (cmurph) | 62.23 | 92% | 2014-02-19 |
| 24331. | ⠀ (ksven) | 62.23 | 99% | 2019-07-25 |
| 24332. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 62.23 | 85% | 2016-08-26 |
| 24333. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 62.23 | 93% | 2016-12-16 |
| 24334. | El (ryonyanko) | 62.22 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 24335. | Robb (notrobb) | 62.22 | 95% | 2021-05-10 |
| 24336. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 62.22 | 94% | 2023-01-05 |
| 24337. | alv (alvdev) | 62.22 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 24338. | I really suk (cornmaster0411) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 24339. | Kinasd (cake1998) | 62.22 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 24340. | MrGamer (mrgamer197) | 62.22 | 92% | 2016-03-31 |
| 24341. | Samandar1 (samandar1) | 62.21 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
| 24342. | Sean (cuppo) | 62.21 | 94% | 2013-12-28 |
| 24343. | Michael (bigb0ss) | 62.21 | 87% | 2015-12-13 |
| 24344. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 62.21 | 96.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24345. | Kristen (kristenb225) | 62.21 | 94% | 2013-11-30 |
| 24346. | Mardoo (mardoo) | 62.21 | 90% | 2014-08-26 |
| 24347. | Adeel (03033367251) | 62.21 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
| 24348. | Rohan (rohanius) | 62.21 | 98% | 2016-09-19 |
| 24349. | greecetina (greecetina) | 62.21 | 99% | 2012-06-25 |
| 24350. | csati (csati) | 62.21 | 98% | 2012-09-12 |
| 24351. | partytie5 (partytie5) | 62.20 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 24352. | Carlo Laynes (arcpsy) | 62.20 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 24353. | Maccy (amaccy) | 62.20 | 99% | 2021-09-21 |
| 24354. | ReJ (rejoice) | 62.20 | 98% | 2013-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |