I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3799. | (asstastic34) | 107.37 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 3800. | (bobtehguy) | 107.35 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3801. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 107.35 | 97% | 2025-12-07 |
| 3802. | (serialtypist123) | 107.35 | 98.7% | 2025-01-10 |
| 3803. | (huang_) | 107.35 | 98.7% | 2024-11-23 |
| 3804. | (piconeeks) | 107.35 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 3805. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 107.35 | 98% | 2025-08-26 |
| 3806. | (ulcha2) | 107.33 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 3807. | (sancisz) | 107.32 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 3808. | (dpicc) | 107.31 | 95.8% | 2024-10-05 |
| 3809. | Jonah (domhawkins) | 107.31 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 3810. | (eminspeedtyper) | 107.30 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 3811. | (sadiek) | 107.29 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 3812. | (mohameddd) | 107.29 | 96.4% | 2025-01-26 |
| 3813. | (feelinspiffy) | 107.29 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 3814. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 107.29 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 3815. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 107.28 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3816. | (chantyaak) | 107.28 | 99% | 2024-10-12 |
| 3817. | (imrizk) | 107.28 | 99% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3818. | (zeyox) | 107.28 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 3819. | (yolurks) | 107.27 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 3820. | (nicklong1599) | 107.27 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3821. | (7ur7l3) | 107.27 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 3822. | (christianlange196) | 107.26 | 99.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 3823. | (waynetu) | 107.26 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 3824. | (harrysz) | 107.25 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
| 3825. | (merijane) | 107.25 | 97.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 3826. | (jargazes) | 107.25 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 3827. | (068646637) | 107.25 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 3828. | (mafab1) | 107.25 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |