Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2909. | Emil (real_empe) | 70.83 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2910. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 2911. | Guest (fonzus) | 70.78 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 2912. | Manjula (manjula121) | 70.78 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 2913. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 70.75 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 2914. | Taehyeon (znpfg) | 70.75 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 2915. | Raymond (raymonds) | 70.74 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 2916. | exoctorok (exoctorok) | 70.72 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2917. | lasindu (lasindu) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 2918. | Gaurav (parthbudds) | 70.72 | 97% | 2018-07-09 |
| 2919. | zanydruid (zanydruid) | 70.71 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 2920. | wessel (wesseltype) | 70.70 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2921. | SodaLake (zaqaz1q) | 70.70 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2922. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 70.68 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2923. | Ashish (ashi1198) | 70.68 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2924. | Tom (tombertoli) | 70.67 | 95% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2925. | Sam (samad_) | 70.66 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2926. | arst (aarstneio) | 70.66 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 2927. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2928. | Kevin (kytrex) | 70.61 | 95% | 2017-12-03 |
| 2929. | masa (masa_ksuh) | 70.59 | 94% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2930. | sk (skdreams) | 70.58 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 2931. | Ele (luminelexx) | 70.57 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2932. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 70.57 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2933. | Jay (scuba44s) | 70.55 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2934. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 70.54 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2935. | bryan (morenomust) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2936. | Mikee (mikee478) | 70.54 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2937. | Zeyad (zeyad22) | 70.53 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2938. | Taha (clydeblackwood) | 70.53 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |