As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25373. | Myriam Manve Nono (lovely_19) | 44.27 | 94% | 2023-08-05 |
| 25374. | akm (sadat007) | 44.27 | 95.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 25375. | Amaliatul (beaufybee) | 44.26 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 25376. | Jesse (asunder87) | 44.26 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
| 25377. | yali (ilayali02) | 44.25 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 25378. | assassinbear (assassinbear) | 44.25 | 93.9% | 2023-06-11 |
| 25379. | Vilho (vilhoo) | 44.25 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 25380. | Will (chappyw123) | 44.24 | 94% | 2023-02-10 |
| 25381. | Boggercell (boggercell) | 44.24 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 25382. | Gagik (_the_wind) | 44.24 | 95% | 2020-07-15 |
| 25383. | McCoy007 (mccoy007) | 44.24 | 92% | 2016-10-03 |
| 25384. | Danger Lala (taplu) | 44.22 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 25385. | atypicallegend ahmed aziz j... | 44.21 | 94% | 2023-10-15 |
| 25386. | Sagar (xdronzer) | 44.21 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 25387. | MAF1F (afif5287) | 44.20 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 25388. | Govind (_noob_master69) | 44.20 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 25389. | sam (sam_star99) | 44.19 | 88% | 2016-08-20 |
| 25390. | Yersin (y3r51n) | 44.18 | 93% | 2021-03-16 |
| 25391. | Kyle (ktloner) | 44.17 | 95% | 2023-07-19 |
| 25392. | Ulan (u_typing) | 44.17 | 92.7% | 2023-05-24 |
| 25393. | hecor (1024bits) | 44.17 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25394. | CopperTuna (coppertuna) | 44.16 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 25395. | Kitnipan (remaintion) | 44.16 | 91% | 2016-02-26 |
| 25396. | ajit (ajit211) | 44.16 | 88% | 2015-05-25 |
| 25397. | Karan (karan_m) | 44.15 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 25398. | Amber (a4amber) | 44.15 | 95% | 2019-02-16 |
| 25399. | David (bigdave_) | 44.15 | 94.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 25400. | tsuchi (tsuchai) | 44.14 | 83% | 2016-10-13 |
| 25401. | Hitesh (hit9718) | 44.14 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 25402. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 44.13 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |