So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30791. | Jorge (bboytux) | 51.61 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 30792. | Victor (torengfo) | 51.61 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 30793. | David (trihard7gang) | 51.61 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 30794. | James (kj_threads) | 51.61 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 30795. | John (batjuan35) | 51.60 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 30796. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 51.60 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 30797. | Shingyee (shing) | 51.60 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 30798. | Jamar (388923) | 51.60 | 88% | 2012-08-10 |
| 30799. | Santeri (santerivtj) | 51.59 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 30800. | BrokenFingers (muzikiel) | 51.59 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 30801. | Irtiza (tizababy) | 51.59 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 30802. | anita (yepi) | 51.59 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 30803. | Nils (colemakn) | 51.59 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 30804. | Tyler (teamster) | 51.58 | 92% | 2014-12-08 |
| 30805. | may (toklioko) | 51.58 | 88% | 2011-11-01 |
| 30806. | man (manyoeur) | 51.58 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 30807. | Jessica (jessica_phuong) | 51.57 | 95% | 2014-02-17 |
| 30808. | NIZAMI (nizami_2) | 51.57 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 30809. | Sam (sam_0) | 51.57 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 30810. | asdf (asdf_) | 51.57 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 30811. | Raymond (droid_za) | 51.56 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 30812. | BrammetjeBaas (vyx_spaghettt) | 51.56 | 93% | 2022-07-01 |
| 30813. | mbullz (mbullz) | 51.56 | 86% | 2016-09-14 |
| 30814. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 51.56 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 30815. | JOHN (thunderstormsamset) | 51.56 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 30816. | sly (sly01) | 51.56 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 30817. | SeeJay (seejay_ferraro) | 51.55 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 30818. | CJ (donkeykick) | 51.55 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 30819. | Poonummie (poonummie) | 51.55 | 90% | 2016-02-01 |
| 30820. | vrh (vrh2373) | 51.55 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |