I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6704. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 95.26 | 97% | 2026-03-18 |
| 6705. | Meditate (meditate) | 95.26 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 6706. | popsickles (popsickles) | 95.26 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 6707. | "A" (bluuuu) | 95.25 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6708. | selfish (sooeoob) | 95.25 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 6709. | Evan (eausbrooks24) | 95.24 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 6710. | Kelvin (keeelvin) | 95.24 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 6711. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 95.24 | 94% | 2015-11-27 |
| 6712. | Jacob (jim25) | 95.23 | 89% | 2015-10-28 |
| 6713. | Andrew (adrew99) | 95.23 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 6714. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 95.22 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6715. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 95.22 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 6716. | naileuX (naileux) | 95.21 | 96.6% | 2024-07-16 |
| 6717. | Phin (phinttv) | 95.21 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 6718. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 95.21 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| 6719. | James2 (james372) | 95.21 | 97% | 2015-06-26 |
| 6720. | Kathryn (pepperwood) | 95.20 | 97% | 2019-02-22 |
| 6721. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 95.20 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 6722. | Sam (sam313) | 95.20 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 6723. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 95.20 | 97% | 2017-05-19 |
| 6724. | EdT (q_ex) | 95.19 | 96% | 2017-04-06 |
| 6725. | Jon (sirgravity) | 95.19 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 6726. | Atbash (atbash) | 95.19 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 6727. | हर्ष (whane_johnson... | 95.19 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 6728. | Will (enthed) | 95.18 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
| 6729. | Beene (beenes) | 95.18 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6730. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 95.18 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6731. | Kian (oneki) | 95.17 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 6732. | Brandon (brandonsg) | 95.17 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 6733. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 95.17 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |