So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22526. | Tatparya (tatparya) | 63.87 | 92% | 2014-11-24 |
| 22527. | (jf1442) | 63.87 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 22528. | (czhdavid) | 63.87 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 22529. | Russ (frozenfate_09) | 63.87 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 22530. | (checkmateman) | 63.87 | 94% | 2016-11-07 |
| 22531. | (rishi_id) | 63.87 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 22532. | (grimmer) | 63.87 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 22533. | (borny) | 63.87 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 22534. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 63.86 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22535. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 63.86 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22536. | (11590dsj) | 63.86 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 22537. | (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 63.86 | 91% | 2014-12-01 |
| 22538. | (mxslade) | 63.86 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 22539. | (rtyper20260) | 63.86 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 22540. | (zerxoir) | 63.86 | 93% | 2018-07-09 |
| 22541. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 63.86 | 84% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22542. | (medievalnuke) | 63.85 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 22543. | (racer_y) | 63.85 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 22544. | Samz (sam261) | 63.85 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 22545. | (jhez) | 63.85 | 94% | 2013-04-25 |
| 22546. | jeremy (architect) | 63.85 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 22547. | Mahadi Hasan (mdmahadiehasa... | 63.84 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22548. | (robinbiswas86) | 63.84 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 22549. | (rgpdancer) | 63.84 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 22550. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 63.84 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 22551. | (toeknee123) | 63.84 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 22552. | (yungkallef) | 63.84 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 22553. | (traper) | 63.84 | 91% | 2015-11-06 |
| 22554. | (ferm) | 63.84 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 22555. | Erik (Colemak) (erw_learnin... | 63.84 | 94% | 2011-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |