I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6684. | b (bonkadonks) | 94.40 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 6685. | primo (prim013) | 94.40 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 6686. | Mike (fastneko) | 94.40 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 6687. | Pranav (p_goat) | 94.39 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 6688. | moses (musashi_210) | 94.39 | 97.4% | 2024-03-01 |
| 6689. | Ben (airrifle4894) | 94.39 | 85% | 2016-03-22 |
| 6690. | Eric (symtomps) | 94.39 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 6691. | Vesper (toonvesper) | 94.39 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6692. | RakibimTHY (tekrakibimthy) | 94.39 | 89% | 2015-05-06 |
| 6693. | David (tintedrange) | 94.38 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 6694. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 94.38 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 6695. | Rewwod (rewwod) | 94.37 | 98% | 2025-05-09 |
| 6696. | swagb0y (beckseamons) | 94.37 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 6697. | Deflay (deflay) | 94.37 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
| 6698. | Vik (wikalerys) | 94.37 | 98% | 2017-07-16 |
| 6699. | Patrick (pawal001) | 94.37 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 6700. | Sam ツ (sam2516) | 94.36 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 6701. | r (indiepop) | 94.36 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 6702. | mogh (mogh) | 94.36 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
| 6703. | Sebastian (juvanet) | 94.36 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 6704. | Harley (venomeater) | 94.36 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 6705. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 94.36 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 6706. | Jason (jwatkins) | 94.36 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6707. | ninja (ninja_op) | 94.35 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 6708. | EroKage (erokage) | 94.35 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 6709. | Ita (ita17) | 94.35 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6710. | chipy (chipysmile) | 94.35 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 6711. | Orange (orangelover7) | 94.34 | 96.3% | 2025-04-01 |
| 6712. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 6713. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 94.34 | 97.4% | 2024-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |