Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2589. | zyao (siryao) | 74.89 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2590. | vikalimo (anoba) | 74.86 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2591. | Ofito (ofito) | 74.85 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2592. | Seraphim (blarf2) | 74.82 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2593. | daan (daan24) | 74.80 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2594. | Kou (itsme1) | 74.79 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 2595. | Bery (chopstickspinoy) | 74.77 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2596. | Chatham (cala95) | 74.76 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2597. | Nurul (mnislam) | 74.75 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2598. | Ponk (ponken) | 74.74 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 2599. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 74.73 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 2600. | Suwawa (suwawa) | 74.73 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2601. | Sarah (sarahpalin) | 74.72 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 2602. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 74.71 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2603. | Blake (blaketflip) | 74.71 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2604. | Alex (manithan) | 74.65 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2605. | Sam (sam2399) | 74.64 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2606. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 74.63 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2607. | Ryan (thief60) | 74.63 | 99% | 2018-08-29 |
| 2608. | ⚡️warrior typer (ahmadr... | 74.63 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 2609. | Veer (the_veer) | 74.62 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2610. | Salchica (machete24x) | 74.61 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2611. | Xul (gyrofluff) | 74.61 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 2612. | Big (bigboibay) | 74.57 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2613. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 74.57 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2614. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 74.56 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2615. | Anthony (an1hony) | 74.56 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 2616. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 74.55 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 2617. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 74.54 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 2618. | Liam (blonk) | 74.51 | 95% | 2017-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |