So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16860. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 73.27 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 16861. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 73.27 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16862. | lemonicz (aeliaz) | 73.27 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 16863. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 73.27 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 16864. | angie (kcmo) | 73.26 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 16865. | moh (beekalam) | 73.26 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 16866. | Joe (eoj05) | 73.26 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16867. | Maxwell (maxendeavors) | 73.26 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 16868. | gian (diggee) | 73.26 | 93% | 2011-11-14 |
| 16869. | Michael (mikeypoopypants) | 73.25 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 16870. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 73.25 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16871. | Isaac (chunkyipa) | 73.25 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16872. | Hong Hua (redflowerr) | 73.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16873. | y (ytasf) | 73.25 | 95% | 2013-11-19 |
| 16874. | balaji (balajin511) | 73.25 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16875. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 73.25 | 96% | 2012-02-03 |
| 16876. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16877. | DMack (dmack98) | 73.24 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 16878. | samuel (samuelga1) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 16879. | Evan (zinctoo) | 73.24 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16880. | ftstsvt (ftstsvt) | 73.24 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16881. | Rafael Baez (faceplnt) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 16882. | Sam (sam2399) | 73.24 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16883. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 73.24 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 16884. | karakavak (karakavak) | 73.24 | 95% | 2014-09-08 |
| 16885. | Organic (darylbu) | 73.23 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 16886. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 73.23 | 91% | 2016-06-19 |
| 16887. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 73.23 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 16888. | Brett (brett_t) | 73.23 | 100% | 2014-10-01 |
| 16889. | Spoon (g0ldensp00n) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |