So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23966. | slowboi soap (slowsoap) | 62.18 | 95% | 2020-06-16 |
| 23967. | swapneel (swapneel_das) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 23968. | Ironclaw (ironclaw_nl) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23969. | Freaky (dementoriit) | 62.18 | 91% | 2012-06-02 |
| 23970. | Vikesh (vikeshkhanna) | 62.17 | 86% | 2011-05-03 |
| 23971. | Caleb (cmiles33) | 62.17 | 91% | 2016-02-04 |
| 23972. | Zero (zerogravt) | 62.17 | 95% | 2012-02-03 |
| 23973. | I Love Pakistan (sunnyinam786) | 62.17 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 23974. | Arman (yesenarman) | 62.17 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 23975. | skadri (skadri) | 62.17 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 23976. | Quang (quangnd) | 62.17 | 91% | 2012-08-13 |
| 23977. | ZMM (ariobarzan) | 62.17 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
| 23978. | Mausam (im_eagle) | 62.16 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 23979. | Vartira (vartira) | 62.16 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 23980. | Dave (gream) | 62.16 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 23981. | Damian (samadhi) | 62.16 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 23982. | Sam (sam1490) | 62.15 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23983. | Daniel (theakonigod) | 62.15 | 93% | 2019-06-29 |
| 23984. | Slowpoke (holw) | 62.15 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 23985. | Amit (full_metal) | 62.15 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 23986. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 62.15 | 93% | 2018-08-30 |
| 23987. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 62.15 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 23988. | Env (envielox) | 62.15 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 23989. | Slowpoke (libervurto) | 62.14 | 91% | 2016-04-04 |
| 23990. | Robin (r_e_v) | 62.13 | 97.5% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23991. | Azu (azudeus) | 62.13 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 23992. | Payson (payson12) | 62.13 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 23993. | moby machine (meadawn) | 62.13 | 94.1% | 2023-06-12 |
| 23994. | Hannes (sileshar) | 62.13 | 94% | 2021-04-17 |
| 23995. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 62.13 | 95% | 2020-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |