Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3444. | UAegis (uaegis) | 97.61 | 97.1% | 2023-11-29 |
| 3445. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 97.61 | 100% | 2021-10-26 |
| 3446. | Jamison (y4mz) | 97.61 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3447. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 97.61 | 99% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3448. | David (david_420) | 97.60 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3449. | ASPHYXIA (75134633271) | 97.60 | 94% | 2023-02-15 |
| 3450. | ican tpye fwtf (sup_chief) | 97.60 | 97.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3451. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 97.59 | 98% | 2025-01-11 |
| 3452. | hehe (blazeclash) | 97.58 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 3453. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 97.57 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3454. | Detchurrie (detch) | 97.57 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 3455. | Said (surrenderordie) | 97.57 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 3456. | Nicolas (nicolapps) | 97.56 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 3457. | Chris (depre) | 97.55 | 99% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3458. | Badri (bxdri) | 97.55 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 3459. | benben (20iq) | 97.55 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 3460. | Beckham (salmon_of_knowledge) | 97.53 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 3461. | adriane (messyturon) | 97.53 | 97.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 3462. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 97.53 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3463. | woke max (mafab) | 97.52 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 3464. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 97.51 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3465. | twitch.tv/lockedinh (locked... | 97.51 | 100% | 2021-02-04 |
| 3466. | Demancer (demancer) | 97.51 | 98% | 2021-09-17 |
| 3467. | ya BOI (beasted6969) | 97.50 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3468. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 97.50 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 3469. | NoName (exyyx) | 97.49 | 97.3% | 2024-03-12 |
| 3470. | Akhi (akhilow) | 97.49 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 3471. | tokage (tokageturtle) | 97.48 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 3472. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 97.48 | 97.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 3473. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 97.47 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |