I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9940. | Ethan (theabnormalmnm) | 89.81 | 100% | 2022-10-16 |
| 9941. | Ian (iaaannn) | 89.81 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9942. | slowpoke (slowpoker1) | 89.80 | 95% | 2025-05-27 |
| 9943. | Trevor (omusa) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 9944. | Sal (saleen) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9945. | Sanchit (imperpetualmachine) | 89.79 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 9946. | Huy (iloveorca) | 89.78 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 9947. | NO WAR ON IRAN 🗿 (guppyp... | 89.78 | 99% | 2025-05-30 |
| 9948. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 89.78 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 9949. | Saman (kittipot1) | 89.78 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9950. | Sylumn (sylumn) | 89.77 | 98.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9951. | Joe (yeaitsjoemama) | 89.77 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 9952. | Max (slo2type) | 89.77 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 9953. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 89.77 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 9954. | Grey (grey2) | 89.76 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9955. | taco (tacocat0) | 89.76 | 99% | 2018-09-05 |
| 9956. | jr (jrinthecut) | 89.75 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 9957. | Zhen Qing (shinorz0721) | 89.75 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9958. | salem (salem_coder) | 89.75 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9959. | ᗜ (stenick) | 89.75 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 9960. | 408 (the_408) | 89.75 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 9961. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 89.75 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
| 9962. | FanchenBao (fanchenbao) | 89.74 | 98.1% | 2024-04-04 |
| 9963. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 89.74 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 9964. | zach (zach12389) | 89.73 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 9965. | mel (melly_welly) | 89.73 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9966. | the (rank1zen) | 89.73 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9967. | navi (navreee) | 89.73 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 9968. | Ray (flexray) | 89.73 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9969. | KJ (barraclaw) | 89.73 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |