Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4451. | Minaricuber (minaricuber) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
4452. | Jackson (lordfarquaad) | 58.23 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
4453. | Jamie (jihemeh) | 58.23 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
4454. | steph (sorrel3) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
4455. | BBB (beermindnor) | 58.22 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
4456. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 58.22 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
4457. | Lynn (lynn2) | 58.22 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
4458. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 58.21 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
4459. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 58.20 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
4460. | Kermilian (kermilian_05) | 58.20 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
4461. | nngffhj (nngffhj) | 58.19 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
4462. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 58.18 | 94% | 2020-12-05 |
4463. | Vishnu (crazy_typeracer) | 58.17 | 94% | 2021-08-03 |
4464. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 58.16 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
4465. | Tomke (xsneek) | 58.15 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
4466. | Allen (allenyin) | 58.15 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
4467. | salah (salahf5) | 58.14 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
4468. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 58.13 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
4469. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 58.13 | 93% | 2018-10-27 |
4470. | i am slower than you (koplkop) | 58.12 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
4471. | Jan (yentzeg) | 58.11 | 95% | 2020-08-24 |
4472. | ludwig (pyhte) | 58.10 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
4473. | Chau (cmle) | 58.10 | 95% | 2018-03-28 |
4474. | Jose (quod) | 58.06 | 94% | 2019-06-17 |
4475. | Stephen (steezyst3ve) | 58.06 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
4476. | Rahil (rahil3108) | 58.02 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
4477. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 58.01 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
4478. | FrankSauve (franksauve) | 58.01 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
4479. | Jerry (jerryguy98) | 58.00 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
4480. | Kusahgra (kushagra813) | 57.99 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |