I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9399. | Alex (arint) | 87.72 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9400. | yung slazeey (ariqtypes2003) | 87.71 | 97% | 2024-09-15 |
| 9401. | syed (pakman483) | 87.70 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 9402. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 87.69 | 96.8% | 2025-02-09 |
| 9403. | Alex (alexpowerjackson) | 87.69 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 9404. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 87.69 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 9405. | Alex (shooksy) | 87.68 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9406. | BlackCel (10_wp10minutes) | 87.68 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9407. | shockWAVE (mohitarora) | 87.68 | 96% | 2024-08-21 |
| 9408. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.68 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 9409. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 87.68 | 96.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9410. | Bacco (bacco_) | 87.68 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 9411. | ghuid (stefano27) | 87.67 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 9412. | Sedao (sedaolicious) | 87.67 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9413. | doubleplusgood (doubleplusg... | 87.67 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 9414. | D (fourdesks) | 87.67 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9415. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 87.66 | 97.5% | 2024-10-23 |
| 9416. | Darryl (eyetoonz) | 87.66 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 9417. | Mio (miomi) | 87.65 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9418. | Blan (blanlita) | 87.65 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 9419. | David (dyslectric) | 87.65 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 9420. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 87.65 | 96.6% | 2024-01-22 |
| 9421. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 87.65 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 9422. | Vince (nsndo83) | 87.64 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9423. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 87.64 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9424. | Platanazo (platanazo2002) | 87.64 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9425. | Marshall (happygoat) | 87.63 | 95.8% | 2023-12-25 |
| 9426. | Magical Panda (magical_panda) | 87.62 | 99% | 2025-03-14 |
| 9427. | Alex (qourle) | 87.62 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9428. | pwp (fickypw) | 87.62 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |