So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23723. | santosh (santoshl) | 62.39 | 98% | 2017-01-15 |
| 23724. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 62.39 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 23725. | Ak (akuriako) | 62.38 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 23726. | Yorker (yorkerjones) | 62.38 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
| 23727. | DomeBoy (domeboy) | 62.38 | 93% | 2020-02-04 |
| 23728. | Hoang (unrealhoang) | 62.38 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 23729. | Blatta (blatta_orientalis) | 62.37 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 23730. | Jackie (johnsonj13) | 62.37 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 23731. | Jonathan (dnathan42) | 62.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 23732. | Kala (kala2319) | 62.37 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 23733. | ray (dj_rayping) | 62.37 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 23734. | sean (seananemone) | 62.37 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 23735. | drew (drewdll) | 62.37 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23736. | MoDX (trollcannon) | 62.37 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 23737. | Quang (lavecoi) | 62.37 | 98% | 2016-02-19 |
| 23738. | James (jkpuck) | 62.37 | 91% | 2015-01-28 |
| 23739. | alaa (salaa) | 62.36 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 23740. | vincent (yoinneroid) | 62.36 | 95% | 2013-04-25 |
| 23741. | Hoang (bluestar49) | 62.36 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 23742. | spiderman22 (spiderman22) | 62.36 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 23743. | Constantinos (constantinos) | 62.36 | 98% | 2016-04-04 |
| 23744. | Ty (slapmedo) | 62.35 | 80% | 2012-12-25 |
| 23745. | Hoong Jiet (dragonate1111) | 62.35 | 95% | 2023-03-12 |
| 23746. | ripxzone (ripxzone) | 62.35 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
| 23747. | SpeedKing (1t2t3t4t) | 62.35 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
| 23748. | emitz (rose_po0) | 62.35 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 23749. | cvbrgava (cvbrgava) | 62.35 | 92% | 2013-08-14 |
| 23750. | James (jamgam123) | 62.34 | 89% | 2016-07-26 |
| 23751. | Chris (mils8545) | 62.34 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 23752. | lkmb (lkmb) | 62.34 | 93% | 2021-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |