The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1408. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 68.91 | 93% | 2015-08-23 |
| 1409. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 68.91 | 94% | 2011-09-05 |
| 1410. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 68.91 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 1411. | Lilyluvjones (lilyluvjones) | 68.88 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
| 1412. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 68.87 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 1413. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 68.87 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 1414. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 68.84 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1415. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 68.83 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1416. | Sayee (xenonxe) | 68.80 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
| 1417. | ogo (amoebaca) | 68.80 | 97% | 2016-02-05 |
| 1418. | Nick (saumera) | 68.80 | 94% | 2015-11-11 |
| 1419. | Samz (sam261) | 68.80 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 1420. | Ridhuan (ridhuanmnor) | 68.80 | 95% | 2014-09-27 |
| 1421. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 68.79 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 1422. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 68.79 | 99% | 2015-12-12 |
| 1423. | Achyut (achyut_india) | 68.78 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 1424. | sajin (sajinvarughese) | 68.77 | 97% | 2014-06-30 |
| 1425. | Taylor (taylorx) | 68.76 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 1426. | Niel (nielo99) | 68.76 | 95% | 2017-03-15 |
| 1427. | Bgkeh (bgkeh) | 68.75 | 99% | 2011-12-04 |
| 1428. | Ryu (varileztra) | 68.75 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 1429. | Viru (virulentis) | 68.73 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
| 1430. | Erik (olajsson) | 68.73 | 82% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1431. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 68.72 | 98% | 2016-01-11 |
| 1432. | Dayton (xxswagmaster9000xx) | 68.72 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1433. | Megan (foreverpurple) | 68.71 | 91% | 2013-07-29 |
| 1434. | ves (bgrade) | 68.71 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1435. | vHan (shincatsu) | 68.71 | 96% | 2012-07-27 |
| 1436. | Ho Thu (hothutrung) | 68.70 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 1437. | ph (phmi) | 68.69 | 99% | 2017-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |