I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2218. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 83.05 | 97.8% | 2023-11-27 |
| 2219. | C R Aswin (cr_aswin_) | 83.04 | 97.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2220. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 83.04 | 95.9% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2221. | baonam (heyclown) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2222. | Jack (jfragg) | 83.03 | 96.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2223. | yjuk (yjuk) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2224. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 83.02 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 2225. | Muserhead (muserhead) | 83.01 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2226. | TypingMaster (typingmaster105) | 83.01 | 96% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2227. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 83.01 | 97.2% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2228. | Brain (catch_2222) | 83.01 | 96.9% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2229. | tormentedBishop (cerealkill... | 83.00 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 2230. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 83.00 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2231. | Zhantore (belayed) | 83.00 | 95.6% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2232. | antoyol (antoyol) | 82.99 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2233. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2234. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 82.97 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 2235. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 82.95 | 96% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2236. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 82.95 | 96.9% | 2024-02-12 |
| 2237. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 82.92 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 2238. | jung tia (jungkt) | 82.89 | 95.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 2239. | Nikita (akulmasta) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2240. | senula (ventbrise) | 82.88 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2241. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 82.87 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2242. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2243. | d.phuong (juliap) | 82.86 | 95.4% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2244. | Jacob (bimblamqwerty) | 82.84 | 96.6% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2245. | vic (vikk1234) | 82.84 | 96.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2246. | Bobbo (bobboonthecobbo) | 82.81 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2247. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 82.81 | 95.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |