Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3969. | senhikunana (senhikunana) | 84.14 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 3970. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 84.14 | 98.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 3971. | Josh (hk001) | 84.14 | 98% | 2025-11-09 |
| 3972. | DAWAS (dawas) | 84.11 | 97% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3973. | Sushiru (sushiru) | 84.09 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
| 3974. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 84.09 | 97.7% | 2024-09-30 |
| 3975. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 84.08 | 96.8% | 2023-10-07 |
| 3976. | Bismith (bismith) | 84.07 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3977. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 84.06 | 97.3% | 2024-07-23 |
| 3978. | Tommaso (tciarlar) | 84.06 | 96.7% | 2025-01-04 |
| 3979. | JFL (mialiu0804) | 84.06 | 97% | 2024-06-09 |
| 3980. | 0zinc (0zinc) | 84.05 | 96.3% | 2024-08-13 |
| 3981. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 84.04 | 98.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 3982. | Insaf (insaf91) | 84.03 | 95.6% | 2024-10-11 |
| 3983. | kdot (k_dott_r) | 84.02 | 97% | 2023-11-16 |
| 3984. | Tommytstats[tominator3459] ... | 83.93 | 97.6% | 2023-08-07 |
| 3985. | Toilet (moteltoilet555) | 83.91 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 3986. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 83.91 | 96.8% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3987. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 83.91 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 3988. | A (jllkii123) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 3989. | Guitarhero (guitarhero1157) | 83.88 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 3990. | Kent (kent239) | 83.87 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 3991. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 83.84 | 94.8% | 2024-08-01 |
| 3992. | Gaines (gaineshex) | 83.84 | 98% | 2024-06-18 |
| 3993. | Abhinav (dudeja55) | 83.84 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3994. | 🍜 (huinki) | 83.81 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 3995. | Liam (liam0000) | 83.81 | 96% | 2024-02-01 |
| 3996. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 83.81 | 96.2% | 2023-11-11 |
| 3997. | Victor (victors3n34) | 83.80 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3998. | Sarah (sar4hog2) | 83.76 | 97% | 2025-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |