As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6410. | FGS (simo666) | 92.90 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
6411. | fine_specimen (barpoo) | 92.89 | 95% | 2018-12-13 |
6412. | Felicia (felicia_levina) | 92.89 | 99% | 2015-06-03 |
6413. | Smiggy (chillnye) | 92.89 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
6414. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 92.88 | 97% | 2025-02-16 |
6415. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 92.88 | 96.2% | 2024-03-22 |
6416. | Alec (alecmars) | 92.88 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
6417. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 92.87 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
6418. | Red (realbayne) | 92.86 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
6419. | Zach (zach_bill) | 92.86 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
6420. | Devin (devinkb) | 92.85 | 95% | 2016-06-27 |
6421. | mic (michaljanik) | 92.84 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
6422. | caique (caiquelira) | 92.84 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
6423. | Vurt (vurt) | 92.83 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
6424. | bk (brk9) | 92.83 | 97% | 2024-02-03 |
6425. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 92.83 | 100% | 2017-09-28 |
6426. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 92.82 | 99% | 2024-08-10 |
6427. | Adilor (adilor18) | 92.82 | 97% | 2017-02-09 |
6428. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 92.82 | 97% | 2024-08-06 |
6429. | Charvin (archavint) | 92.82 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
6430. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 92.82 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
6431. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 92.82 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
6432. | veryfast (veryfastxd) | 92.81 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
6433. | Vishwanath (fishyvishy) | 92.81 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
6434. | Dat (jgatz) | 92.81 | 100% | 2021-11-16 |
6435. | Sudip (donda) | 92.80 | 98.5% | 2024-12-15 |
6436. | Name (needevidence) | 92.80 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
6437. | Chris Jozef Cad (kamireign) | 92.80 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
6438. | Peter (portiz121803) | 92.80 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
6439. | Jacob (vatyr) | 92.80 | 97% | 2024-06-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |