As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5875. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 94.40 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
| 5876. | Typer (slowtyper204) | 94.39 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 5877. | : (lazering_death) | 94.39 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 5878. | SlippyBananas (kevspiz) | 94.38 | 97.3% | 2024-04-05 |
| 5879. | Cadmiium (cadmiium) | 94.38 | 97.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5880. | Charcoal (tmleavitt) | 94.38 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 5881. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 94.38 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5882. | ufoludek (ufoludek) | 94.38 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5883. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 94.38 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 5884. | William (bnuldun) | 94.38 | 96% | 2017-04-08 |
| 5885. | Larkiez (larkiez) | 94.37 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5886. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 94.37 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5887. | Joey (joey1313) | 94.37 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 5888. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 94.36 | 97.6% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5889. | Connor (craposo7) | 94.36 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5890. | greg (drsharc) | 94.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5891. | gabroo (sajeev) | 94.35 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 5892. | Aztec (aztecmochi) | 94.35 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 5893. | Clayton (boxxylols) | 94.35 | 92% | 2016-05-20 |
| 5894. | Revan (revanchist) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 5895. | JaMussCraft (jamusscraft) | 94.34 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 5896. | msiu (martinmksiu) | 94.34 | 83% | 2017-05-20 |
| 5897. | BushMaid (bushmaid) | 94.33 | 94% | 2015-12-09 |
| 5898. | badplayer (idk213) | 94.33 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 5899. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 94.33 | 100% | 2018-10-26 |
| 5900. | Kubalo (kubalo) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 5901. | Vijay (pattisapu) | 94.33 | 91% | 2015-07-01 |
| 5902. | Alex (scorpion_563) | 94.33 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 5903. | Richard (beingasian) | 94.32 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5904. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 94.32 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |