And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16812. | Evan (crcd) | 84.67 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 16813. | Veronica (afdavis) | 84.67 | 99% | 2012-09-03 |
| 16814. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 84.67 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 16815. | __Deaw (commandeaw) | 84.66 | 98% | 2016-09-28 |
| 16816. | Alexander (jopler) | 84.66 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16817. | Jeld (jeld) | 84.66 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 16818. | Lars (aaberg) | 84.65 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 16819. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 84.65 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 16820. | haleym (haley.tanis@gmail.com) | 84.65 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 16821. | Patrick (pmahones) | 84.65 | 94% | 2014-04-30 |
| 16822. | Kevin (kevskate) | 84.65 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
| 16823. | Ronald (ron777) | 84.65 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 16824. | Mystery (paradosa) | 84.65 | 98% | 2016-10-11 |
| 16825. | henlo (ireason) | 84.65 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16826. | Pjotr (thunderpjotr) | 84.65 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 16827. | trommy (trommy) | 84.65 | 86% | 2013-01-14 |
| 16828. | River (soggycuticles) | 84.64 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 16829. | shakthi (shakthi1731u) | 84.64 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 16830. | Zajd (zajd36) | 84.64 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 16831. | Ryan (thief60) | 84.64 | 100% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16832. | Gul bil (exiphi) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 16833. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 84.64 | 100% | 2016-06-01 |
| 16834. | Tad (trashtofu) | 84.64 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 16835. | Muhammad (muhammad_pak) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 16836. | _ (abayto) | 84.64 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 16837. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 84.64 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 16838. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 84.63 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 16839. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 84.63 | 94% | 2016-05-27 |
| 16840. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 84.62 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16841. | CASH (westcash) | 84.62 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |