So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7667. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 91.12 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 7668. | Ville (dreadchain) | 91.12 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 7669. | Sarah (smeachen) | 91.12 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 7670. | Gunther (nintendoaddict1) | 91.12 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 7671. | shaan (khem92) | 91.12 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| 7672. | Yakhe (ken007) | 91.11 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 7673. | Ramon (jick_wipe) | 91.11 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 7674. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 91.11 | 96% | 2015-11-26 |
| 7675. | skwan (skwan) | 91.10 | 95% | 2013-06-14 |
| 7676. | Alex (revl8er) | 91.10 | 97% | 2012-03-23 |
| 7677. | Sean (seanso952) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7678. | Brandon (bgrospe) | 91.09 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 7679. | Cary Zhang (vrozone) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 7680. | Chunty (chunty) | 91.09 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 7681. | Kavika (kavika30) | 91.08 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 7682. | kLeptO (klepto) | 91.08 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 7683. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 91.07 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7684. | Jakub (serckle) | 91.07 | 95.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7685. | Geoff (geoffgm) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 7686. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 91.07 | 98% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7687. | Leyan (leyanlo) | 91.07 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 7688. | Laura (lberton8) | 91.07 | 98% | 2012-08-14 |
| 7689. | Philip (theworstracer) | 91.06 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 7690. | Mud (muddchaofan) | 91.06 | 92% | 2016-01-03 |
| 7691. | andrew (robutnik) | 91.05 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7692. | Quantum (alvc97) | 91.05 | 90% | 2013-12-13 |
| 7693. | Krystina (krys317) | 91.05 | 96% | 2014-02-05 |
| 7694. | Aaron (bigboiaaron) | 91.05 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 7695. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 91.04 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7696. | PerkeIe (perkeie) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |