I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3492. | MNM (mnmnour) | 112.23 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 3493. | Nicole (schminah) | 112.23 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 3494. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 112.22 | 100% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3495. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 112.21 | 98.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3496. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 112.21 | 97.7% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3497. | Jared (jdizz) | 112.20 | 98.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 3498. | F@§T£RPr0 (fastermart) | 112.19 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 3499. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 112.18 | 99% | 2017-06-27 |
| 3500. | Hamza π (hamzza_) | 112.17 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 3501. | derp (derp1) | 112.16 | 98.2% | 2025-05-06 |
| 3502. | Joosep (aktos) | 112.16 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 3503. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 112.16 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 3504. | ApacheSparow (jimtheripper) | 112.15 | 99% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3505. | cope (xucolite) | 112.14 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3506. | Mat (tencion) | 112.14 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3507. | grantgoosten (grantgoosten22) | 112.13 | 97.8% | 2024-04-26 |
| 3508. | Avernl (airr_01) | 112.12 | 98.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| 3509. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 112.12 | 98% | 2024-05-20 |
| 3510. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 112.12 | 97.2% | 2024-06-28 |
| 3511. | e (edvinb) | 112.10 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 3512. | Douglas (ossmando) | 112.10 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 3513. | Ryan (raisonfire) | 112.08 | 99% | 2024-04-19 |
| 3514. | tnin (tnin) | 112.08 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3515. | Samadhan Jadhav (vaishalisam) | 112.08 | 99% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3516. | amoz r (amoz11) | 112.07 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 3517. | Sonia (naroniasonia) | 112.06 | 99% | 2019-05-11 |
| 3518. | apathy (apaathy) | 112.05 | 99.4% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3519. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 112.05 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 3520. | Cindy (bigboiconde) | 112.04 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3521. | akash (phantom_07) | 112.04 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |