As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19847. | Vawl (vawl) | 61.34 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
19848. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 61.33 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
19849. | Abay (aaubakirov) | 61.33 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
19850. | Kien (ntkientn) | 61.32 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
19851. | Zhaksylyk (lmtls) | 61.32 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
19852. | Leonhard (leonhard3) | 61.32 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
19853. | typist (thecyclone) | 61.32 | 89% | 2015-07-03 |
19854. | Evan (trigger8) | 61.32 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
19855. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 61.32 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
19856. | Sodas (sodas69) | 61.31 | 95.3% | 2024-07-17 |
19857. | Air (air01) | 61.31 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
19858. | Hoonie (hoonieoh) | 61.31 | 95.4% | 2023-10-07 |
19859. | ⠀ (ploop123) | 61.31 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
19860. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 61.31 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
19861. | Tabari (babycry14) | 61.31 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
19862. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 61.30 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
19863. | brayden. (braydenn_) | 61.29 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
19864. | ISeeRed (iseered) | 61.29 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
19865. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 61.29 | 94% | 2023-06-15 |
19866. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 61.29 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
19867. | ? (exlaw) | 61.29 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
19868. | Mike (mightymike) | 61.29 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
19869. | Kevin (jagulep) | 61.29 | 98% | 2016-07-07 |
19870. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 61.28 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
19871. | prashant (prashant1847) | 61.28 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
19872. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 61.28 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
19873. | Twista (twisteryus) | 61.28 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
19874. | Kalervo (dilbodeadhorseflog... | 61.28 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
19875. | ahmed (frizew) | 61.28 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
19876. | aladins (aladinsmonkey) | 61.28 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |