I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14873. | Mapko (buffi) | 75.77 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14874. | Yash (yashness) | 75.77 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 14875. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.77 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14876. | Manan Seth (uprootboredom) | 75.76 | 98% | 2024-03-31 |
| 14877. | Trevor (trev_mars) | 75.76 | 97% | 2024-06-05 |
| 14878. | L'han Lambert (_han12) | 75.76 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 14879. | slowpoke (hartvenus) | 75.76 | 94% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14880. | Cole (coolcid_cole) | 75.76 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 14881. | HE HATE ME (colemcquestiona... | 75.76 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 14882. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 75.76 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 14883. | Kent (kentcutie69) | 75.74 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 14884. | Ivan (drshen) | 75.74 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 14885. | Andrew (treeloop) | 75.74 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 14886. | Spence (smh28) | 75.74 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 14887. | murtaza (oneten) | 75.74 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 14888. | Alex (auft) | 75.74 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 14889. | Milk (saezos) | 75.73 | 95% | 2022-11-28 |
| 14890. | Beef (beef_minister) | 75.73 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 14891. | Omeed (notomeed) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 14892. | Shalamar (shalamar) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14893. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 75.73 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 14894. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 75.72 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 14895. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 75.72 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 14896. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 75.71 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 14897. | Dev (darkpi) | 75.71 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 14898. | Adrian (adran_b_swag) | 75.71 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 14899. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14900. | Steven (stevenandreib) | 75.70 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 14901. | Aaron (havechips) | 75.70 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14902. | Bradley (genoo34) | 75.70 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |