And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28976. | Al Joshue (wonderpets) | 64.53 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 28977. | maximumxtreme (maximumxtreme) | 64.53 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 28978. | Hasin (hasin_ahmad) | 64.53 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
| 28979. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 64.53 | 96% | 2019-09-28 |
| 28980. | Deguo (deguo) | 64.53 | 95% | 2017-04-01 |
| 28981. | Michael (jabagat) | 64.53 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 28982. | Suzanne (sedorman) | 64.53 | 94% | 2012-12-04 |
| 28983. | Nick (loven329) | 64.53 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 28984. | hailey (abbydabbylol) | 64.53 | 91% | 2014-02-12 |
| 28985. | Safal (safal23) | 64.52 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 28986. | Fake (leasophie) | 64.52 | 89% | 2014-12-03 |
| 28987. | Sam (derpysquidboy) | 64.52 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 28988. | Irvin (irvin1587) | 64.52 | 91% | 2016-02-06 |
| 28989. | Hamza (hamzamujeebiqbal) | 64.52 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 28990. | Kim (hypomania9) | 64.52 | 97% | 2016-04-29 |
| 28991. | Rhythm (rhythmk) | 64.52 | 93% | 2014-02-27 |
| 28992. | Kamil (psychodracon) | 64.51 | 94% | 2023-06-12 |
| 28993. | Greg (greglm) | 64.51 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 28994. | Milk (saezos) | 64.51 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 28995. | Yi-Chen (yichenlo) | 64.51 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
| 28996. | Jeje McCallister (jejemccal... | 64.51 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 28997. | Elver (danielnene80) | 64.51 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 28998. | Zhandos (jandosss1) | 64.51 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 28999. | Aidan (aidan_hunter) | 64.51 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 29000. | Peter (novipi) | 64.51 | 92% | 2012-12-11 |
| 29001. | Cathy (aix1014) | 64.51 | 95% | 2011-10-11 |
| 29002. | Prince Khan (princekhan) | 64.51 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| 29003. | murali (murali125) | 64.51 | 92% | 2013-04-08 |
| 29004. | Nick (gyroidman1000) | 64.51 | 92% | 2013-11-13 |
| 29005. | alex (tunedtofacgce) | 64.50 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |