The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13839. | Lendon (lendon2k5) | 81.60 | 92% | 2013-12-28 |
| 13840. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 81.60 | 94% | 2020-05-09 |
| 13841. | (hoodstar) | 81.60 | 85% | 2013-01-17 |
| 13842. | Ryan (clever986) | 81.60 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 13843. | (thompsonk) | 81.60 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 13844. | Maritta (maritta) | 81.60 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 13845. | emu (emu995) | 81.60 | 97% | 2013-02-12 |
| 13846. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 81.59 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 13847. | (rhosllop) | 81.59 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 13848. | (rosstheboss24) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13849. | (ninjac) | 81.59 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 13850. | (goosejuice) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 13851. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 81.59 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 13852. | (fdsa) | 81.59 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 13853. | (violmend7) | 81.59 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 13854. | (napster1) | 81.59 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 13855. | (frequentflyer) | 81.58 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 13856. | (skylersanzo) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 13857. | (geekypianst) | 81.58 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 13858. | (saeedkyron) | 81.58 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 13859. | (davidkapro) | 81.58 | 97% | 2014-08-31 |
| 13860. | (zaxx) | 81.58 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 13861. | (__kanga__) | 81.57 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13862. | (thereddone) | 81.57 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 13863. | (realsimonator) | 81.57 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 13864. | (changetowumbo) | 81.57 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13865. | (xgansx) | 81.57 | 92% | 2013-12-21 |
| 13866. | (kakan) | 81.57 | 89% | 2014-01-16 |
| 13867. | (gerbenklapwijk) | 81.56 | 96.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 13868. | (mads535i) | 81.56 | 92% | 2017-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |