So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28279. | Michael (michaz) | 55.39 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 28280. | Pedro (glockworks) | 55.39 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 28281. | Wendy (wendyisawesome) | 55.39 | 90% | 2015-08-16 |
| 28282. | Water (mitsunigt23) | 55.39 | 94% | 2013-07-12 |
| 28283. | Damir (damirme) | 55.39 | 94% | 2013-07-01 |
| 28284. | Tay (quiettoonix) | 55.38 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 28285. | isra7766 (isra7766) | 55.38 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 28286. | Raphael (elysian_fields) | 55.38 | 93% | 2014-01-02 |
| 28287. | Hanh (nphonghanh) | 55.38 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 28288. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 55.37 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 28289. | Akhil (ak_20) | 55.37 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 28290. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 55.37 | 91% | 2014-12-24 |
| 28291. | aaaaaa (elycrow) | 55.37 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 28292. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 55.37 | 95% | 2017-10-29 |
| 28293. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 55.37 | 92% | 2014-03-02 |
| 28294. | baljit (baljitchauhan) | 55.37 | 91% | 2014-07-04 |
| 28295. | cigro (cigro) | 55.36 | 95% | 2015-05-16 |
| 28296. | (╯°□°）╯== (cereidon) | 55.36 | 92% | 2013-05-21 |
| 28297. | magdy (magdy_hasan) | 55.36 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 28298. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 55.36 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 28299. | Carol (lambfan) | 55.36 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 28300. | Posty (postymaloney) | 55.36 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 28301. | saeed (saeed_dadkhah) | 55.36 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
| 28302. | uxiator (uxiator) | 55.35 | 93.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 28303. | c3l35t3 (sufyandaredevil) | 55.35 | 90% | 2017-05-30 |
| 28304. | Shubham (shubham1428) | 55.35 | 86% | 2016-12-15 |
| 28305. | Kevin (kevinwihriala) | 55.35 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
| 28306. | ty (babygyrlty) | 55.35 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28307. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 55.35 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
| 28308. | Sam (vynsta) | 55.34 | 90% | 2016-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |