The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18053. | Georgia (noodlebrain_) | 77.57 | 97% | 2026-01-31 |
| 18054. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 77.57 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 18055. | Trevor (tea_dog) | 77.57 | 97% | 2014-06-16 |
| 18056. | Errichto (errichto) | 77.57 | 97% | 2014-09-26 |
| 18057. | help (shung3) | 77.56 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
| 18058. | hfadhfpiuadsf (mug1337) | 77.56 | 96% | 2024-01-02 |
| 18059. | Ethan (ethanos42) | 77.56 | 97.2% | 2024-09-18 |
| 18060. | kate (katers26) | 77.56 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 18061. | pog (pogpogpogpog) | 77.56 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 18062. | ひびき (hibiki0429) | 77.56 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 18063. | Angélica (angie10410) | 77.56 | 97% | 2014-11-22 |
| 18064. | EGG (ilove2typeuuu3) | 77.55 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 18065. | Kári (karikrummi) | 77.55 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
| 18066. | Yotzin (yotzin) | 77.55 | 93% | 2015-11-29 |
| 18067. | Sandi (rzaring) | 77.55 | 93% | 2012-05-12 |
| 18068. | Charles (cpbh16) | 77.55 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
| 18069. | BaemonRamiMami (steponmerami) | 77.54 | 98% | 2025-05-10 |
| 18070. | Sadra (sadra17) | 77.54 | 95.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 18071. | Fluffy (fluffycloudfrog) | 77.54 | 97% | 2025-10-18 |
| 18072. | konami (konami_kirakira) | 77.54 | 94.7% | 2025-01-18 |
| 18073. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 77.54 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 18074. | John (jcsplinter) | 77.54 | 92% | 2013-05-20 |
| 18075. | Beket (bayemirov) | 77.54 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 18076. | Alorence (alorence) | 77.54 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 18077. | Andrew (akronawetter) | 77.54 | 93% | 2014-10-01 |
| 18078. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 77.54 | 90% | 2016-12-18 |
| 18079. | Liyu (jjjfgu) | 77.53 | 97.6% | 2024-02-18 |
| 18080. | Leila (leilavafa) | 77.53 | 96% | 2025-12-04 |
| 18081. | stelle (ilovesatan) | 77.53 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 18082. | Roman (ralescano) | 77.53 | 98% | 2025-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |